Black Eyed Who?

Okay, I don't know about ya'll but who really saw the black eyed peas coming back with anything. I mean don't get me wrong, I love them, GO FERGIE, and everything but, you know, fergie made a solo album and will.i.am, who needs to realize doing his name like that is highly pretensious, did all those collaboration and who really knows of any of the other members. Oh and on a side note he is going to play wraith in the new X-Men origins movie. I am not fully sure who that character is but i will put a link to his page on marvel universe at the end of this entry (i actually just figured out how to link (thanks romo) just click wraith). But according to one of my friends they weren't supposed to be disbanded simply on break to allow their members to establish themselves, which is quite ironic judging by the fact that as of now, no one knows any individual from the band that they didn't originally, but whatever. So their album is going to be called "The E.N.D." or something like that and their lead single, Boom Boom Pow, is now sitting atop the Billboard Hot 100 for the first week jumping from 38. This was mildly depressing seeing as it knocked Poker Face, by one of my favorite new artists and probably favorite artists ever, miss Lady Gaga. The other movements on the chart were tolerable exept that Soulja boy has two entries in the top 50. WHAT THE HELL. Please tell me that nobody honestly takes him seriously. Rap already has a hard enough time establishing itself as real music without this immature punk fucking with shitty beats and meaningless lyrics. I mean come on, "Kiss Me Through The Phone" that is about as good as "The Stanky Legg" which I acurately heard described as "Let's not take a shower for a week and write a song about it". I mean have you seen the dance. They are having a sezuire but only on the lower part of half of their body, specifically their leg. Writhing like a snake in heat, do they get in heat?, but it is so totally cool. Well congrats to Miley for topping the movie box office this weekend, you acutally made more than $5 dollars. I read a poll result that stated about two thirds of the people leaving the theater who saw that movie were teens and younger, so what the hell were all those old people doing in that movie. I mean i know some of them saw it with their parents but not that many. I am just curious how many old men could be found in the back of a theater panting with their pants around their ankles. I know normal people don't think about this but hey, that is the bonus of being in C lunch. Well that is the media update for the week, much more exciting that the fucking around Cordova High School Admins are doing for the next two weeks, KEEPING US AN EXTRA 45 MOTHER FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!!! oh well they should go populate the obituary column. Humans are the only species whose penises don't have bones in them is the ORS for today (Other Random Shit). Post an arguement on how penis is spelled when plural. Cookie Monster Out.