Third Week

Black eyed peas have yet another week atop the billboard hot 100. When are they ever going to let anyone else have all the fun? Post whether you think another week is in their future!

Is that yours?

Don't you hate it when people ask really obvious question to subtly (or not so) communicate their opinion of something. Like you are sitting there eating some green custard and as you shove a bite in your mouth an onlooker approaches you and with a disgusted inflection asks "Is that yours?" I mean it is obvious that it is yours. What are you supposed to say, "O, hell no, i was just eating from this sewage collection. " Some people are just so desperate for attention, I swear.  Community Channel on youtube is the best shit I have ever seen. Watch it. The more recent stuff is better than the older videos, though they still have value. My faves are Irrational killer spider fears, uncomfortable love scenes, sleazy in the rain, hi, mrs. lee, and did you hurt your leg. My favorite word is mofo is the ors for the day.

First requested blog: Lady Gaga

Sometimes it is hard for me to decide if I would really like a song so much if it weren't a single, but then I realize it probably wouldn't have been made a single if it hadn't been good. So since Lady Gaga only has one real CD (altough cherry (tree maybe?)  sessions which is like the live recordings are really good, search youtube for her live poker face performance at the piano) so she doesn't have too many songs to choose from. I really like poker face, the beat and the lyrics, very clever, make it a great song. Brown eyes has so much emotion in the way that she sings it. A light tribute to a former love, not regret at losing them, just remembering why you loved them to begin with. Starstruck is also one of my favorite new songs to dance with and Paparazzi (one of my faves from the CD) is my favorite to sing in the shower or school hallways (no wonder no one walks with me). The fame is a great theme (hence the selection for top model). Well the bell about raps it up. Go black eyed peas for a second week at number one. 

I Must Be Lonely

I just looked at my profile after editing it and saw that I already had two profile views and I wondered who had already checked me out, then I went to my blog and went back to my profile and saw that I then had three views, then after my super quick brain realized what was happening (5 minutes later), I clicked refresh until I had 20 views to make myself look more popular. To check out my favorite music go to my profile and click the homepage link to see my last fm page. I just started that too (it is like i just discovered the internet, almost as dramatic as when i first found out about girls). If you have any music you want my opinion on (of course I say this like some one is actually reading my blog) just comment it and i will do a post on it, because I don't need to be working on a research paper that is due tomorrow or studying for AP exams, pieces of shit, that are in less than a month.

Black Eyed Who?

Okay, I don't know about ya'll but who really saw the black eyed peas coming back with anything. I mean don't get me wrong, I love them, GO FERGIE, and everything but, you know, fergie made a solo album and will.i.am, who needs to realize doing his name like that is highly pretensious, did all those collaboration and who really knows of any of the other members. Oh and on a side note he is going to play wraith in the new X-Men origins movie. I am not fully sure who that character is but i will put a link to his page on marvel universe at the end of this entry (i actually just figured out how to link (thanks romo) just click wraith). But according to one of my friends they weren't supposed to be disbanded simply on break to allow their members to establish themselves, which is quite ironic judging by the fact that as of now, no one knows any individual from the band that they didn't originally, but whatever. So their album is going to be called "The E.N.D." or something like that and their lead single, Boom Boom Pow, is now sitting atop the Billboard Hot 100 for the first week jumping from 38. This was mildly depressing seeing as it knocked Poker Face, by one of my favorite new artists and probably favorite artists ever, miss Lady Gaga. The other movements on the chart were tolerable exept that Soulja boy has two entries in the top 50. WHAT THE HELL. Please tell me that nobody honestly takes him seriously. Rap already has a hard enough time establishing itself as real music without this immature punk fucking with shitty beats and meaningless lyrics. I mean come on, "Kiss Me Through The Phone" that is about as good as "The Stanky Legg" which I acurately heard described as "Let's not take a shower for a week and write a song about it". I mean have you seen the dance. They are having a sezuire but only on the lower part of half of their body, specifically their leg. Writhing like a snake in heat, do they get in heat?, but it is so totally cool. Well congrats to Miley for topping the movie box office this weekend, you acutally made more than $5 dollars. I read a poll result that stated about two thirds of the people leaving the theater who saw that movie were teens and younger, so what the hell were all those old people doing in that movie. I mean i know some of them saw it with their parents but not that many. I am just curious how many old men could be found in the back of a theater panting with their pants around their ankles. I know normal people don't think about this but hey, that is the bonus of being in C lunch. Well that is the media update for the week, much more exciting that the fucking around Cordova High School Admins are doing for the next two weeks, KEEPING US AN EXTRA 45 MOTHER FUCKING MINUTES!!!!!!! oh well they should go populate the obituary column. Humans are the only species whose penises don't have bones in them is the ORS for today (Other Random Shit). Post an arguement on how penis is spelled when plural. Cookie Monster Out.